Monday, August 10, 2009

Waiting for my "people" to come and take me home

Dear people of the planet X. It has become glaringly apparent that this social experiment of seeing whether our kind can learn to live with human beings of the planet Earth is a total failure. Accordingly, I will be sitting on my roof tonight, waiting for your spaceship to come and take me back to what must be my home planet, that is, hopefully, inhabited by creatures whose behavior I can undertand.

sincerely,

Ailuj of the planet x

P.S. I'd appreciate it if you'd really show up this time. Last time I sat out there all night and you never showed.

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